The Last Song by Nicholas Sparks
Yes.. im a sucker for Spark’s books. Found this hilarious .
Jonah shuffled his feet, something obviously on his mind. “Ronnie(elder-sis played by Miley Cyrus in movie) didn’t read any of the letter you sent her,Dad. And she won’t play the piano anymore, either.”
“I know,” Steve(the Dad) answered.
“Mum says it’s because she has PMS.”
Steve almost choked but composed himself quickly.
“Do you even know what that means?”
Jonah pushed his glasses up. “I’m not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at-men syndrome.”
A day meant for Fools
Woke up late … ( again….), went to tamp 1 Urban Write, to get a part-time job.. figured it was easier to get my offs in a 2-3 days format by working as a part timer for the time being (wow it rhymes =D). Prolly need the 2-3 days during May 10-12 zzz because someone needs me to go to the gynae with her …
After filling up my form(yes, i have to fill up again…), went to Challenger and bought a pro-looking headphones with mic which looks like a phone operator’s.Was thinking of saving up, so i bought a no-brand cheapskate set @ 17.90…(Logitech i still support you ok..) Got myself another pad (mousepad), to play bejeweled on facebook properly….lOLz.
Met Chuan Hao, Jason, Tammy, XiaoYun and Yanti =), oh and Subway’s manager. Hahah so funny shes offering me a job, knowing that im looking for a part time.. but when i asked her pay how much … She said $4.30/hr and laughed out loud with me .(cutes…) I’m looking forward to a flight to Pee-nang…not the bus… Hahaha.Anyways, got Jason to gave her a discount.Had my “economical rice” dinner which was excellent, im not sure about others but yes to me economical rice is very good food not because they are cheap, but i simply love it.(cheers for the 2 eggy~!)
Poor me saving up so badly.. but yeah not the economical rice, i totally loved it . Lolz ! Till now the only person alive i know that enjoys economical rice as much as me is Shuying. Ok… stop getting jealous or what… Hahaha !
Dessert Theory
I’ve heard of it since i was young, so here i am sharing this theory with u guys =)
Picture this, after having a nice and sumptuous dinner at the restaurant.
Scenario 1
Waitress approaches and asks : Would you like to have some dessert ?
Naturally, it would put your mind to think of either:
Yes, i would love to have a dessert or;
No, im already quite full.
However, if the waitress applies the “Dessert Technique” she might have higher chances of convincing you to have a dessert over here.
Scenario 2
Waitress: Would you like to have our specialty, strawberry shortcake or chocolate mud pie?
Instantly, your mind will start considering strawberry shortcake or chocolate mud pie hmmmz ?
Let me try to explain what is she trying to do over here.The waitress is actually making a “force of choice” by showing u 2 choices now, by eliminating your thoughts of just a plain yes or no answer.
This is just a common trick performed by alot of people out there, hope it helps you in learning or realizing have you ever been put under this “magic trick” before. Will try to post a magic trick soon with regards to “force of choice” soon to further emphasize.
Singapore Zoo
I like how it is that in Singapore Zoo, animals are not held in cages.
13½ weeks =)
(Say hi to the little boy =) and goddamit jan ... send me a clearer picture plz ... !!!)
Heeeheee ooh its the 2nd ultrasound yest. Tho its not taken with me , baby seems to be very healthy !
Apparently mummy thought its no longer there coz she cant feel it and skipped her whole breakfast…(plain stupidity)
Hmmz baby seem to be waving at her, with one hand raised ,chest out and fingers wide spread as the gynae took the ultrasound =)
He was spreading each of his fingers, as they tried have a closer look at his finger bones, as if its telling mummy look im fine =) and so happy to be showing off each of his body parts as they started to get a closer look at him.
After checking every vital organs (except for the backbone which cant be seen as its lying down), yeah they went on to the sexuality organs…. Yes… and its a high chance that it might be a HE …. Gynae told Jan it doesnt seem to look like a vagina to him(err not Jan’s privates but the baby’s..), ahhh shock man … since we have always thought of the baby as a girl….
So glad that both the baby and the mummy are fine hehz ! PLEASE stop your negativity ok …. its gonna affect the baby
I miss you both .
People Pleaser
Sometimes being a people pleaser, the one that u cant please is actually yourself..
Whereas if you’re only interested at pleasing yourself, you might just end up getting other people pissed.
Hence i hope this serves as a warning to all peeps out there, masturbate lesser, do not try to please yourself too much. Strike a balance in life, sometimes u need to use your privates to please others. ^^
Triangle Meanings
I’m sure everybody notices a triangle on window panels in buildings, they are everywhere.So let me share this piece of stupid joke with you and i hope u like it =).
Sher: Hey! Do you see those triangles on the window panels ? Do you know what they mean? Heehee!
Jx: Of course i do la …. im not stupid .. it means that they are easily breakable windows, in cases of emergency firefighters can easily spot them and get into the building for a rescue.
Realizing that i have actually gotten the correct answer … sher tried to twist it ..
Sher: Nope you’re wrong …!! It means that those windows are just installed on for less than a year .
(Singaporean drivers are required to put a triangular plate if they just passed their license for less than a year)
Jx: ………… I rest my case .
Tidying of Room
Ok its been years since i’ve tidied my room.( yeah im that lazy bugger who lives in a pig sty, with mama pig gone now =(. ) Gonna head to ikea (yay~ long long time ago some crazy girl told me it has the best food in the world..pft i wonder how the staffs working at Ikea would react to that.) ,buy a few big boxes and trash away all my old stuffies.. tons of Cds,tons of Books,Game Cards,test-tubes..have no idea where those came from..
Decided to re-sync my ipod songs to my lap-top itune list … despite the limited amount of mp3s i have on this lappy..Re-Syncing so that i get to listen to Dear God by Avenged Sevenfold along my way. Hmmz.. i guess tidying up my everything included my ipod songs too ..
Ok im off.. hope to see some babes later ^^ just kidding … you know i love you jan two =)
War. Do you Win or Lose ?
Let’s see , if somebody asked you “Do you either win or lose in a War ? “
How would you have answered ?
Apart from winning or losing, there are still other possible outcomes to it .
- both sides lost , because due to heavy amount of casualties and thus war ceases
- both sides won , because both sides managed to come up with a peaceful solution instead
Many things in life are indefinite, thus we need to consider many different outcomes or scenarios to avoid making a judgement or conclusion too fast.
